The signs according to Tumblr

aries: SO ANGRY!!! SOFUCKINGANGRY!!!!! taurus: all they do is eat gemini: fake, backstabbing hoe cancer: *crying* leo: selfish and vain virgo: crying over germs libra: balanced. get it? because they’re scales. scorpio: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXXX sagittarius: they just don’t care. capricorn: does tumblr even have an opinion on capricorns? aquarius: alien-obsessed freaks pisces: fish. We hunted this…… Continue reading The signs according to Tumblr

How To Royally Piss Off The Zodiac Signs

Aries: Telling them to calm down, making them feel insignificant, underestimating them, bossing them around, being slow, trying to control them. Taurus: Nagging them, saying something and then not following through, being rushed, expecting them to rearrange their schedule for yours, stealing their food. Gemini: Ignoring them, not caring about what they have to say,…… Continue reading How To Royally Piss Off The Zodiac Signs