The signs according to Tumblr

aries: SO ANGRY!!! SOFUCKINGANGRY!!!!! taurus: all they do is eat gemini: fake, backstabbing hoe cancer: *crying* leo: selfish and vain virgo: crying over germs libra: balanced. get it? because they’re scales. scorpio: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXXX sagittarius: they just don’t care. capricorn: does tumblr even have an opinion on capricorns? aquarius: alien-obsessed freaks pisces: fish.

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