THE SIGNS WHEN THEY’RE SICK

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Aries: It’s almost like they’re not even sick they’re their usual angry and energetic self except now they’re even more angry

Taurus: Won’t STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE GOT THEM SICK

Gemini: Constantly in a state of delirium from cough syrup

Cancer: Wraps themselves in tons of blankets and always eating chicken noodle soup

Leo: Falls asleep everywhere and cries a lot

Virgo: They don’t get sick their immune system is A+

Libra: Won’t shut up about how they’re sick and gets too close to people

Scorpio: They don’t get sick because viruses are afraid of them

Sagittarius: You won’t even know they’re sick until they puke or they get you sick

Capricorn: Grumpy but refuses to admit they’re sick

Aquarius: Stumbles around like a zombie

Pisces: Probably faking sick but they’re pretty damn convincing

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SINCERELY YOURS, THE BREAKFAST CLUB

The Brain: Virgo, Capricorn
The Athlete: Aries, Taurus
The Basket-Case: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
The Princess: Gemini, Leo, Libra
The Criminal: Sagittarius, Aquarius

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The Signs and Laughing

Aries: pillsbury dough boy + wheezing grandpa

Taurus: really nice and genuine, kinda like chime bells

Gemini: lol u ok?

Cancer: like taurus except less chill

Leo: sometimes randomly bursts into laughter, makes short sounds

Virgo: probably covers their mouth or face sometimes, but laughs really loudly when they’re comfortable with you

Libra: when you say that ur dying i believe u, but contagious

Scorpio: either silent or laughs like a mad man, there is no in between

Sagittarius: really loud but laughs for a reasonable amount of time

Capricorn: haha…yep…okay, you can calm down now

Aquarius: hyo hyo hyo hyo

Pisces: laughs at the strangest things, sometimes laughs like a really smart person if that makes sense?

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