Magic: Leo, Libra, Pisces Madness: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn Heaven: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo Sin: Gemini, Scorpio, AquariusWe hunted this down on tumblr: http://ift.tt/1Llj1D9 For more great posts about your sign, check us out on: WeHoroscope.com!
aries: SO ANGRY!!! SOFUCKINGANGRY!!!!! taurus: all they do is eat gemini: fake, backstabbing hoe cancer: *crying* leo: selfish and vain virgo: crying over germs libra: balanced. get it? because they’re scales. scorpio: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXXX sagittarius: they just don’t care. capricorn: does tumblr even have an opinion on capricorns? aquarius: alien-obsessed freaks pisces: fish. We hunted this…… Continue reading The signs according to Tumblr
Aries: Telling them to calm down, making them feel insignificant, underestimating them, bossing them around, being slow, trying to control them. Taurus: Nagging them, saying something and then not following through, being rushed, expecting them to rearrange their schedule for yours, stealing their food. Gemini: Ignoring them, not caring about what they have to say,…… Continue reading How To Royally Piss Off The Zodiac Signs
dark-astrology: Aries: They were literally named after the God of War. U ever get one mad? It’s like HULK SMASH they have no chill and they never get tired they only stop when they get bored Taurus: Ok they’re pretty chill and lazy eating their grass and shit, but bulls get pretty angry especially during bull-fights…… Continue reading WHY YOU SHOULDN’T GET THE SIGNS MAD