Tag: Sagittarius

THE SIGNS WHEN THEY’RE SICK

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Aries: It’s almost like they’re not even sick they’re their usual angry and energetic self except now they’re even more angry

Taurus: Won’t STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE GOT THEM SICK

Gemini: Constantly in a state of delirium from cough syrup

Cancer: Wraps themselves in tons of blankets and always eating chicken noodle soup

Leo: Falls asleep everywhere and cries a lot

Virgo: They don’t get sick their immune system is A+

Libra: Won’t shut up about how they’re sick and gets too close to people

Scorpio: They don’t get sick because viruses are afraid of them

Sagittarius: You won’t even know they’re sick until they puke or they get you sick

Capricorn: Grumpy but refuses to admit they’re sick

Aquarius: Stumbles around like a zombie

Pisces: Probably faking sick but they’re pretty damn convincing

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Sagittarius and Tolerate

Sagittarius’s ability to understand goes hand in hand with their intellect and is well developed. Sometimes it gets them into trouble when others mistake their ability to understand as acceptance or tolerance.

While known for their hot headedness, these horses do not always let their tempers fly. Being have man, they can be quite controlled at times, although they prefer not to be. Sometimes they just bide their time until they can escape.

Be very careful when taking their natural optimism, their understanding and capacity to forgive for granted.  They are restless and will not tolerate being confined, lied to or manipulated.

WHAT YOUR FRIENDS LIKE ABOUT YOU

Aries: Your passion for everything
Taurus: Ur chillness and brutal honesty
Gemini: You’re funny as hell and always have good stories to tell
Cancer: You always carry extra snack and are good to cry on
Leo: ur loyal and willing to fight a hoe
Virgo: You keep ur cool in tough situations and have bomb advice
Libra: Best fashion and love expert A+
Scorpio: Will destroy ur enemies
Sagittarius: ur lack of not caring since 1997
Capricorn: You’re loyal and reliable af and always let us cheat off ur test in class
Aquarius: You know what’s up
Pisces: Ur cute and talented and talk about fascinating shit

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SINCERELY YOURS, THE BREAKFAST CLUB

The Brain: Virgo, Capricorn
The Athlete: Aries, Taurus
The Basket-Case: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
The Princess: Gemini, Leo, Libra
The Criminal: Sagittarius, Aquarius

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The Signs and Laughing

Aries: pillsbury dough boy + wheezing grandpa

Taurus: really nice and genuine, kinda like chime bells

Gemini: lol u ok?

Cancer: like taurus except less chill

Leo: sometimes randomly bursts into laughter, makes short sounds

Virgo: probably covers their mouth or face sometimes, but laughs really loudly when they’re comfortable with you

Libra: when you say that ur dying i believe u, but contagious

Scorpio: either silent or laughs like a mad man, there is no in between

Sagittarius: really loud but laughs for a reasonable amount of time

Capricorn: haha…yep…okay, you can calm down now

Aquarius: hyo hyo hyo hyo

Pisces: laughs at the strangest things, sometimes laughs like a really smart person if that makes sense?

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